me I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.

My name is Rachel. I run the Office tumblr Dundermifflinite. I'm in my second year of (community) college, I want to be an English teacher. 19. I quote The Office way too much in real life. I think John Krasinski is the perfect man. I am almost always listening to music. I'm a pretty optimistic and chill person, so don't hesitate to say hey :)

Artists I listen to: Adele, Sara Bareilles, He is We, Ingrid Michaelson, The Beatles, Ben Folds, Say Anything, City and Colour, Florence + The Machine, Imogen Heap, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Snow Patrol, Mae, Julia Nunes, Paramore

Shows I frequently watch: The Office, Jersey Shore, Glee, Family Guy, Ghost Adventures, Pretty Little Liars, Say Yes to the Dress, My Life as Liz, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Scrubs
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stfuconservatives: minimaliststoner: loadthebowl: weedajuana: getweedhitbongs: dotheyspeakenglishinwhat: immolated: corackadile: allhailmagicconch: drunkchicksandbigdicks: I think Corona is gross. When driving long distances i don’t have to squeeze in. I dont own a set of gardening tools. I prefer my candy to be sweet.  I don’t eat tortillas at every meal. Rice isn’t good unless shrimp and egg are involved. I use ingredients other than beans, rice, and tortillas, when making food, and I use tupperware instead of tinfoil. I dont car-pool I smell good. WAIT REALLY? There’s more than one of these going around? WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE. Tumblr is for closers. Enough with the blatant racism!!!  I know this is supposed to be all fun and stereotypes, but I do take offense to some of these.

stfuconservatives:

minimaliststoner:

loadthebowl:

weedajuana:

getweedhitbongs:

dotheyspeakenglishinwhat:

immolated:

corackadile:

allhailmagicconch:

drunkchicksandbigdicks:

I think Corona is gross.

When driving long distances i don’t have to squeeze in.

I dont own a set of gardening tools.

I prefer my candy to be sweet. 

I don’t eat tortillas at every meal.

Rice isn’t good unless shrimp and egg are involved.

I use ingredients other than beans, rice, and tortillas, when making food, and I use tupperware instead of tinfoil.

I dont car-pool

I smell good.

WAIT REALLY? There’s more than one of these going around? WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE. Tumblr is for closers. Enough with the blatant racism!!!

 I know this is supposed to be all fun and stereotypes, but I do take offense to some of these.

(via stfuconservatives)

drunkchicksandbigdicks   1023 ♥ 03.29.11
Tagged: its one of those things where you can make fun of yourself, but not other people, .
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    I don’t have 12 siblings
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    i don’t put hot sauce on my pancakes.
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    My parents only have five kids.
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    I like tacos. Oh, wait, I’m doing it wrong, aren’t I?
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    I just REALLY wanted to see this roll the internet again, and yes, the last answer is me and I’m talking about my family...
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    I dont travel with 240 people in my car.
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    lol im hella mexican puta
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    How did you guys even find this? It’s old as fuck
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    well this is racist.
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    I DONT EAT BEANS
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